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The Ohio thunder-blumpkin is the process of receiving a blumpkin ( getting head while taking a shit ) as both parties involved make loud, Guteral noises.
Guy 1: hey man, me and Julie did the Ohio thunder-blumpkin last night
Guy 2: now that’s epic
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When a guy gives a girl a blumpkin ( oral sex while pooping)
OMG! Todd gave me the best blumpkin spice latte last night!
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69ing while taking a dump.
It felt so good getting an upside down blumpkin yesterday man.
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When a man who is driving receives road dome, craps his pants from the force of the dome and vomits on the woman giving him road dome. Especially entertaining when more than 2 people are in the car. Best done in someone else's car...
John was getting head late at night while driving Sarah and Paul home. Sarah leaned over to give him some road dome when John crapped his pants and vomited all over Sarah from car sickness. Paul laughed his ass off and was glad it wasn't his car. What a great road atomic blumpkin
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Quite possible the greatest mix of sex positions known to mankind. Although much planning must go into this, the final result is as follows:
Two men and one woman in a port-o-potty,
One man sits on toilet and shits while the woman sucks his fat weiner,
The other man stand behind the woman and sticks his fat cock in her poophole,
Both males pop a fat lip (preferably skoal) in their mouth,
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both males hold hands as high as they can to emulate the Eiffel tower,
Since it is impossible to hold a spitter while performing this position, the females back acts as the spitter.
When both males are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the girl laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Todd: "Yo that girl is passed out let's draw on her!
Bill: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's blumpkin dip tower of doom the shit out of her"
Todd: "That's the greatest idea I have heard in years. Let's go"
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The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.
The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.
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getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.
"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.
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