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When your bored so you decide to see how many times you can masturbate without having a heart attack. My high score is 6!
Wanna play a board game? -jigsaw
When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!
"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"
When someone with a vagina sits on your face with a such force that you think you're going to drown in pussy, but you don't drown, you just have a face full of pussy.
My gf enjoys pussy boarding my face.
when you stand on a stolen McDonald’s food tray and get pulled by a car, simulating wake boarding around your neighborhood
Damn I’m board you wanna steal some trays from McDonald’s and go tray boarding?
A longboard that a poser skates. Usually with clear or spray on grip. Not legit.
I heard Bob started skating.
Yea, He rides a mitch board.
Slang way of being READY or AINT PLAYING ! (mostly used when talkin bout fights/fighting)
“Bitch when I see you we on board frfr”