The biggest MLG pro that has ever existed
Aidan Brooks is an MLG pro
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A part of the badass town of Rye Brook where the drugs are grand and the whores are fresh
Damn, I just went to downtown rye brook and got laid and high at the same time.
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A hat that was given to the famous gibby gibb gibson at the summertime tour in glasgow by @LowkeyDuff @HighkeyFovvs its iconic
Brook’s Aldi Hat is so fit
Mary Brooks is a big fat bitch who eats chickfila and should be sponsored by Postmates
Guy 1- "Hey, do you see that fat girl?"
Guy 2- "She must be a Mary Brooks Bruner"
Brooke has such a fun loving attitude. She is very funny. Always making jokes and making others laugh, and when she gets pissed it’s always so hilarious.
“My Brooke/brookie cookie is wonderful:)”
Guy who makes really bad movies.
OMG, did you see Spaceballs, that Mel Brooks movie? It sucked hard. I'll never get that time in my life back...
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The Beverly Hills of Alabama. The little green city filled with rebellious crackhead teens, loaded lawyer fathers that cheat on their wives, who are crazy wine cooler-loving freaks who are obsessed with their childrens' lives, and porsche driving celebs. Huge houses and nice cars... but tons of drama. You think they're living the good life? You have no idea...
A sample situation in Mountain Brook, AL.
Emily: "Hey mom, can I spend the night at Victoria's house tonight?"
Emily's mom: "What do her parents do for a living? Do they drink? Does Victoria have any older siblings?"
Emily's dad: "Honey, I'm gone to work."
Emily's mom: "But.. it's ten at night..."
Emily's dad: "Exactly..."
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