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Jonas Brothers

3 guys who everyone loves cos they think they are hot. Even though they are a bit crap and pointless, I never had anything against them personally. That is until they started ripping off my favourite songs. One of their most disgraceful covers, "One for the radio" is actually by an amazing band called McFly. However, the Jonas Brothers were very sneaky about this. They knew that not that many people knew McFly or OFTR in America, so they decided to cover the song and now everyone thinks it their song cos they don't know the real version. They are apparently fans of McFly, so they shouldnt have done this to them. It was awful. Not only does it not have the "better than an explosion" type sound that is associated with the real band, but nothing about it relates to the JB's. First of all, it was written about being a pop band that people pretend to hate but secretly love, and they are saying that they don't care whether people like them or not. Does this sound like the Jonas Brothers to you? No. Of course they care what people think, they are marketed pretty much only through their looks, and are obsessed with their image. That isnt not caring, so it is hypocritical to sing a song saying that they don't care when they clearly do. Second of all, the "we don't care" backing vocals don't even sound Australian. They are meant to be, because the real song recorded the backing vocals from Australian fans. Still, don't hate the song itself. It is actually a really awesome song, but they ripped it off and destroyed it. And now everyone thinks its by JB when they are obviously not capable of writing such an amazing song. This goes for any others that they have ruined. They must be stopped. Other than that, I don't really care much either way about their music. Whatever. Its not like theyre famous for their music as much as their looks anyway so who cares?

Clueless person: OMG, have you heard their amazing song, One for the radio? The Jonas Brothers are such good songwriters!
Person with brains/ears: Um...no they arent. It's not even their song. They wish it was. Go and listen to the original...its 9,9999999999999 times better!

by xKat92x February 19, 2009

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jonein brothers

a group of friends getting together and jonein on each other

Guy 1: did you see the jonein brothers?
Guy 2: who they be?
Guy 1: Dennis and brian. they be jonein like shit on each other.

by jonein bro. September 22, 2009

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Weiner Brothers

The bond two men share after they have sex with the same girl at the same time. i.e. threesome. This is a bond that can never be broken.

Last night my bro and I eiffel towered this bitch. Now we're weiner brothers. It was chill.

by MyChemicalBromance December 9, 2010

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Poo Brothers

Similar to Blood Brothers, where two best friends stand back to back naked from the waste down. Cheek to cheek they bend over and force out a poo each. When the poo meets in the middle it becomes one symbolising the unbreakable bond of poo brothers.

You're the coolest friend I could ever dream of, do yuu want to be Poo Brothers? You know what they say..... Poo is thicker than water

by JungleFaceJake January 8, 2013

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brother blumpkin

A blumpkin involving two men. Also called a brother blumpy.

Also see reverse blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, and reverse cunnilumpkin.

Ever since my butt hymen was broken, it's been much easier to execute the brother blumpkin with my buddies.

by Angry Hippie October 30, 2004

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PLAY BROTHER

The undercover love interest of a woman who is engaging another man outside her marriage or relationship. To her husband, this extra guy is a friend (play brother), when the truth is she and this "play brother" may have been intimate in the past, but the relationship did not work out.

He's just my play brother - there is nothing up between him and I.

by D.E.L. December 28, 2011

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jonas brothers

gay, annoying people (except for kevin because he isn't a selfish ass.) they have no lives and somehow people still like them. some good songs but whatever.

jonas brothers .
nick & joe jonas.

by poopcrack February 2, 2009

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