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(Requires practice) While giving anal, have a large bottle of alcohol with a towel wedged in it and a lighter nearby, (See Molotov cocktail.) When you ejaculate, light the towel on fire, pull out fast, and shove the lit bottle up your partner’s ass. (Towel end out) Then shove them as hard as you can into the ground. The result should be a California wildfire.
That bitch bit my dick so I gave her a California wildfire.
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When your getting fucked so hard that cum shoots out of your fucking mouth then you eat that shit bitch
"My main man gave me the California snowcone I've ever had and trust me girl I've had a lot of things shoved up my ass.
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The worst yet most expensive place to live in Cali. Oceanside is famous for Camp Pendleton where U.S Marines are stationed.
The shittiest beach town in all of California. Don’t bother going to downtown Oceanside, all you will see is druggies and marines wearing high and tights, and tan backpacks. Where everybody is either a marine, a spouse of a Marine, a retired Marine, or is related to a Marine some how. Everybody resents marines.
Home of the worst Mexican food and simoan gang bangers. Don’t buy a car off the Pacific Coast Highway. Also, avoid the purple church.
‘Hey man, let’s go hang out in downtown Oceanside, California tonight’
‘Oh fuck that place, I’m not trying to see boots’
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a small town in northern califronia with approx 25 miles south of chico where most the girls are hoes
:)- WHERE ARE YOU GOING
;)- AS FAR AWAY FORM BIGGS, CALIFORNIA AS POSSIBLE
:)- YOURE RIGHT BIGGS IS FULL OF "SHIT"
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town in san diego full of white homophobes, republicans, and rich mexican drug lords.
Oh coronado california? yea im an arizona bitch, I spend summer there!
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A chain of epic Tex-Mex restaurants on the East Coast notorious for having excessive amounts of lewdly named hot sauce, handing out free Pop-Tarts, putting the words "Darn Tasty!" in front of menu items, and shouting "Yee-Ha!"
A perfect match for anyone who loves somewhere wacky, somewhere fun, and somewhere with (yup, I'm gonna say it) Darn Tasty Food.
Have you been to the restaurant California Tortilla? Instead of a bell to ring for service they have a squirt gun.
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The act of eating a klondike bar while getting tag teamed by two male prostitutes.
"Hey Trevor, how was your trip?
"pretty good, went to the beach and had a couple California klondikes"
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