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Carl that's not how this works.
Person 1: "CARL IS MY PET M U S H R O O M"
Carl: "What the fuck."
a weirdo who uses Google too much.
Carl needs to be banished from the Internet.
Carl is an asshole. However he is good at giving advice and will make you laugh about your trauma. He is a short closeted gay man, he will never admit it to himself but his all his friends know. He's a bad texter :). overall 5.9/10 rating.
Person a: Hey did you see the new kid?
Person b: yeah he was so short definitely a carl!
Any band follower, hanger on or random 'friend' who sits in on rehearsals be henceforth referred to as a 'Carl', this is irrespective of their gender.
'There's this Carl who keeps turning up every week. She's quite cute but between every f*cking song she asks us if she can get us some tea from the machine and frankly it's a bit off-putting'.
most stupid and idiot human on earth. Do not be friends with carl. He will cause your suicide. He is not a good person. If u see him, do not approach him. He is dangerous and can affect your brain and your level of intelligence. IQ: -10
ex: heyy look it’s carl!
-omg get away from him!!!!!!!
he is a massive cunt with a 2 inch cock and almost parasite like personality he doesn't feel guilt he only cares for himself and his survival
wow that guy just ate a dog because he was hungry must have been a carl