Carrot

a carrot is a carrot, I don't know nothing bout a carrot

carrot? uhhh.. i think its uhh... i think its uhhhh... i think its a carrot. uhh.. i dont know about carrots. i dont know about that.

Carrot

A ginger lad called alex

- I saw Alex today

-proper carrot

Carrot

An Oreo biscuit

Mum can I have a Carrot

carrot

A thing that goes up your bum

Dude 1. Hey johnny have you seen my carrot

Dude 2. umm no

carrot

haha pee

i fucked a carrot

Carrot

Carrot is the nickname for someone who’s very artistically talented and funny. And may or may not be a vampire.

That person seems to be a real carrot!

carrot

a long orange thing that you shove into your mouth and say "I'm Bugs Bunny" or "What's up, doc" in an american accent

Guy: *shoves carrot into mouth* "I'm Bugs Bunny"

Other Guy: "HAHAHAHAHA"