Change name by default

1. What some understand the process of changing one's name by deed poll to be. Brought upon when the person explaining the process mumbles, stutters or somehow otherwise miscommunicates the message.

Person 1: "Mabe you should change you surname to Flynnie"
Person 2: - "Ohh, good idea, I think I should change it to Phlynmon though."
Person 1: "Would you really change it by deed poll?"
Person 2: "What did you just say? It's not deed whatever you just said Person 1, it's change name by DEFAULT."
Person 1: Baaahahahaha, I don't know what to say...

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Scandinavian oil change

The term for when you shove 5 northern atlantic oysters up your grandma's twat and then suck them out and get 6 back.

I gave your grandma Bjorn a Scandinavian oil change last night and then made some delicious oysters Rockefeller.

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Keep le change

Keep le change (shǝnz)

A rather campy. . . loose french take-off for "keep the change" that has been trendy among fashionistas, etc.

You are due a change after paying for your St*r B*cks coffee. . . you say " Keep le change "

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Changed Special Edition

furry goo game but extended

Guy 1: hey man i just finished changed
Guy 2: dude have you tried out changed special edition?
Guy 1: no
Guy 2: its like 10 times longer than the original game!!
Guy 1: dude where do i get it?
Guy 2: you fucking baboon its in early access and you have to pay money on dragonsnow's patreon

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Human Oil Change

v.
In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.

Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"

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change one's panties

a term meaning you were extremely turned on. only girls can say this. ever. similar to creaming one's pants.

that guy was so fucking sexy, i had to change my panties.

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ching chang chimp

Someone who is part asian and part black; i.e. Tiger Woods. Not to be confused with the halfrican that is a more general description of someone who is half black and half another race.

Who swings through trees but gets into accidents while driving?
The ching chang chimp of course.
Who benefits from being a minority while still being smart?
The ching chang chimp, no doubt.
Who steals your TV at night and then the next day comes by and says "I heard you got robbed?"
That's just a nigger.

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