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When you creampie a girl and immediately after grab an oil pan and catch the cum as it pours out of her vagina. The girl then has the option to swallow the collected cum.
John: Hey man what’s up with your girl? She seems to be in good spirits today.
Max: Oh yeah man, I gave her an Edmonton Oil Change last night so she’s runnin’ like new today.
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1. What some understand the process of changing one's name by deed poll to be. Brought upon when the person explaining the process mumbles, stutters or somehow otherwise miscommunicates the message.
Person 1: "Mabe you should change you surname to Flynnie"
Person 2: - "Ohh, good idea, I think I should change it to Phlynmon though."
Person 1: "Would you really change it by deed poll?"
Person 2: "What did you just say? It's not deed whatever you just said Person 1, it's change name by DEFAULT."
Person 1: Baaahahahaha, I don't know what to say...
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The term for when you shove 5 northern atlantic oysters up your grandma's twat and then suck them out and get 6 back.
I gave your grandma Bjorn a Scandinavian oil change last night and then made some delicious oysters Rockefeller.
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When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.
Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.
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In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.
Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"
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a term meaning you were extremely turned on. only girls can say this. ever. similar to creaming one's pants.
that guy was so fucking sexy, i had to change my panties.
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Someone who is part asian and part black; i.e. Tiger Woods. Not to be confused with the halfrican that is a more general description of someone who is half black and half another race.
Who swings through trees but gets into accidents while driving?
The ching chang chimp of course.
Who benefits from being a minority while still being smart?
The ching chang chimp, no doubt.
Who steals your TV at night and then the next day comes by and says "I heard you got robbed?"
That's just a nigger.
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