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The best part of growing up in Chicago.
Interviewer: Best part of growing up in Chicago?
Johnny (uhhhh face): uhhhhh... Growing up in Chicago 😬
A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex
Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."
An act of beating someone down with your penis.
I just gave my mom a Chicago meatdown
Aw, get him down here and we'll give him a li'l Chicago kiss by the road!
On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.
Cubs suck. Let's go see the Chicago White Sox game because they actually win.
This girl at the bar was raving about her boyfriend taking her out for Chicago Brunch