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Child abductor

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach

That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks

by Tobitastic February 26, 2021


Ghost child

When the child is hardly noticed or heard

Ghost child:hey can we go to the movies?
Mother:
Other child: hey mom can we go to the movies?
Mother: sure!
Ghost child: 🙄

by L.M.T.L December 15, 2019


child connersaur

A man to measure the sex they had with a kid and tape it

Tyler: hey samuel.
Sam: no not again .
Tyler: this time im bringing the child connersaur with us
Cc (behimd tree) yesss!

by Usingdrugslike2001 May 1, 2018


Popsicle Child

Popsicle child, (or popsicle baby) is a baby created from sperm that has previously been frozen for artificial insemination.

The lesbian couple down the street have a popsicle child.

by Thisisnotinstyle November 22, 2013


Air Child

A person who doesn't fit in, doesn’t belong, kind of an outcast, without an achieving, personality, can't find a place for their personality to strive, can't seem to develop a personality.

Refers to an individual that moves frequently and has a hard time to make friends.

"My belief for having such a bland personality is the cause of my family moving many times. The more we moved, the harder it was to make friends. No wonder I’m such an air child.”

by David White March 1, 2012


closet child

1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.

2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.

I am a closet child. Let me be with my people.

by TheOGCC November 7, 2019


ship child

The child of two or more people (fiction or real) you want to get together.

I love Deku x Uraraka, I made a ship child for them!

by {Cherry_Animatics25} October 20, 2022