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noun: Hebrew Christian; plural noun: Hebrew Christians
1.A person who claims to be Hebrew but still believes in Jesus (or black Jesus with a hebrew name), and His teachings in the new testament
Origin: Christianity
Ex. That Hebrew Christian is covered in the blood of Jesus!
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The most homophobic, Controlling, And total pain in the ass parent alive. While the soccer mom is a terrible beast the Christian mom beats them, this mother will do anything in her power to shield her poor child from everything and will force Jesus upon them, making them go to church everyday, going to a Christian school, going to church camp, and many more activities. If you sadly stumble apon them and disagree with them they will end you
" sorry my mom said i can only go to church camp not art camp"
"damn your mom is a Christian mom that really sucks"
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One who chooses which customs of christianity to follow, in the same manner as one who chooses only the tastiest food at a cafeteria.
dude-man: "I choose to pray for a raise and celebrate christmas, but not the bit about killing nonbelievers."
guy-fellow: "i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?"
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AKA Terrorists. Believe that "Zionist control everything", and that taxes are wrong, (well throw the patriot part out there), And the country should be a theocarcy
Christian patriots are hadly patriots at all
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A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.
People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
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when a girl fakes out her boyfriend and says shes goin to swallow when giving him head then when he cums she throws up all over his chest
dirty christian,dirtychristian
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A sexual act, whereby a naked man extends his arms like wings, gyrates his pelvis in order to create “helicopter dick”, and pretends to fly around a room, all whilst having his butt crack motorboated by a woman in order to create airplane engine noise. She’s motorin’, that’s the price for his flight.
We were back at his place, freebasing and listening to Rick Springfield while a little kid set off firecrackers. After a few big hits, he put on Night Ranger’s Midnight Madness album, took off his robe, and started pretending to fly around the room. I was pretty high so I started motorboating his butt crack. Now every time I come over there he asks if we can do the “Sister Christian”.
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