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Used to be known as Reformed Bible College (Reformed Bridal College), because of it's strong base in Biblical knowledge and its seeming ability to get people married by the time they graduate. Now called Kuyper College in honor of the Reformed theologian Abraham Kuyper. Famous for "The Loop," which is the path around campus that couples walk. The more times you walk around the loop with someone of the opposite gender, the more likely you are to be married to them. Legend says that these bonds will never be broken. The students that attend this college go there because they want to go, not because their parents made them attend. In other words, the community is very tight. The students there are who they say they are. They are not hypocritical like the other "colleges with a Christian background" around them, they are God-fearing individuals. Parties on campus consist of things like fort building, ultimate frisbee, and root beer keggers. The student body consists of less than 500 people, so it is an incredibly small school.
"Kuyper college students have fun without drugs!"
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The most boring college in America. No one that actually looks in to college goes there. It has about 20 people pere classroom and there are more nuns than students. The dorms are like a jail and people there have no sense for real life. I wouldnt recomend going there.
I didnt want to go to a real college so I enrolled at Neumann College.
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A haven for the children of America’s elite who prefer beaches to blizzards, “The College” is one of the most beautiful schools in the world and offers a nice change from the New England prep schools from which many out-of-state students come. Academics are strong at CofC and opportunities abound for those who work for them. CofC is much more than a school, it is a way of life that is never forgotten. It provides the ultimate college experience with parties in 200-year-old mansions and keggers on the beach as well as the type of education needed to maintain the ultimate trust fund baby lifestyle that many CofC students are accustomed to. BMWs, black cards, and Burberry are all common sights around campus. Rooftop bars and 100’ boats are common places to drink with your friends who prefer champagne cocktails to the $1 Wednesday night specials, though those do when the weather isn’t cheery. Daddy is the preferred bank around campus and summer homes for CofC students can be found from Cape Cod to Palm Beach while favorite Spring Break destinations are Panama City Beach and Puerto Vallarta thought the ultimate goal is always to return to the greatest place in the world, The College of Charleston.
Trust Fund Kid 1- Where are you going to school?
TFK 2- College of Charleston
TFK 1-Why? You got into Yale.
TFK 2- Because Charleston has palm trees and it's not like I have to get a real job out of college anyway.
TFK 1- True man. See you in Hyannisport this summer!
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known as moravian highschool. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BUISNESS LEGIT.
all but one of the soroitys are weird
all but on of the fraternities are weird
squirells are everywhere
you most likey will get in trouble one day... it happens
interesting people attend here including a bunch of grenades and dykes.
"smokin the reeeefer"
DORMS:
jo smith- "hoe smith" or lesbians
rau-if you enjoy going to sleep at 8pm this is the perfect dorm for you
hassler- no one cares
willy- again, no one cares... grimy
bernie- where its at... PARRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYy dorm
dudeeee, moravian college is part two of my highschool life.
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a bullshit excuse that your boyfriend gives you when you catch him cheating on you. It is essentially a euphemism for an open relationship that isn't disclosed upfront.
I caught my boyfriend having sex with another man. When I asked him about us, he simply said that there was nothing between us, that it was a college relationship
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Akin to a baker's dozen; if you're a college student and get fucked up 7 nights in a row, the following night is an automatic party night. Because isn't getting drunk 8 nights in a row what college is all about?
Person 1: This hair of the dog is the only way to get rid of my hangover from 7 nights of crunking it up. I'll probably keep drinking and turn in into a college week.
Person 2: Don't you have to catch up on a bunch of work after a week of getting plastered?
Person 1: Oh a bit, but who cares? I'm in college
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When you have more than enough money for food, fuel and other necessities and spend whatever is left over on alcohol.
Kevin gave Chris $15 for helping him with his math homework. He spent $5 on gasoline and the rest on a bottle of vodka. Everyone's going over to help him with it, he's college rich.
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