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a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species
Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name
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Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.
(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!
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Plastic wrap (saran wrap, cling film).
Dude, I didn't have a Trojan, so I reached in my lunch box and got the saran wrap off of my tuna sandwich and made an irish condom.
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Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh
When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.
After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.
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after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh shit
cas "you were great"
charlie "your pregnant...."
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When you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. This is way worse then sex.
Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.
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