weird stuff growing on rocks that look like worm roots
person 1: whats this on the rock
person 2: let me see, oh its coochie stank caca
This means she got dat fishy Lishy coochie she got that itchy bitchy coochie
This bitch Maria go oochie in The coochie
When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead
Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”
Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”
Little beach balls of choochie juice in your underwear that hardens over time into little balls.
"Yo dude look at all your Coochie Boogers theres hundreds of them"
When a Man has not had any coochie for a long period of time and his feral instincts begin to return where he becomes angry at even the smallest little thing where he will then commit random acts of violence towards friends, family, and whatever motherfucka is in the vicinity
“Aye that n*** Tony just boxed a fly his ahh mad coochie deprived"
A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?