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The Day The most awesome and woke people were born
Rod is so woke because he was born on December 2nd
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People who are born on this day are kind-hearted, honest, and generous. If you know anyone that is born on this date, they're practically the definition of innocence and honesty.
"It's December 6, the day where kind-hearted people were born!"
"I agree!"
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International flip your bed day
This day you need to flip your bed
Mark: Oh shit Elon it's 2 December!
Elon: Oh, you're right *flips bed*
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6th december is the day when if someone asks you if you want to be their bf/gf they cant say no.
Hey! It's 6th December do you wanna be my gf?
Yeah UwU
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National Edward Cullen Day, any one with hair long/short enough to style it upwards and spikey should do this today, in mockery (or in appreciation) of a vampire nonce
“Hey Jamie, why your hair like that?”
“Well it’s December 10th, national Edward Cullen day”
“Ohhh yeah dude i totally forgot, got any gel?”
“Yeah sure, and in celebration, i am going to watch people who i’ve only just met sleep because they smell nice”
“wait what”
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December 11 is National bully your tallest friend day! So just give them a slap!!!!
Shorter friend on december 11: Hey!
Tallest friend: oh no!
Shortest friend: oh yes! *slaps*
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National Baby Yoda Day
You must participate in one of these activities:
•draw baby yoda's brother/sister!
•put baby yoda on your school bag!
•do a baby yoda dance!
•dress like baby yoda!
•make baby yoda memes ONLY!
•praise baby yoda!(must)
Joe: Hey Bro it's december 12th!
Yuri:what's on december 12th?
Joe: it's national baby yoda day!
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