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A very fun tool that will please you anytime you are feeling down or hurt by another person. Use this to feel great and relieve your anger.
I love to use my Dildo Baggins when Im hurt because it pleases me at the most...
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A sales person who acts like they are good at their job but in reality they're not that great and as the item is generally required it pretty much sells itself. They also make an obvious point of letting people know they've just made the sale.
Steve: Whoa ! John really knows how to sell those items!
Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.
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The dildo that ejects melted butter into the vaginal region, it exceeds to the upper stomach, and then through the nostrils into the dildo again! what a cycle (;
Did you buy that new butterfilled dildo?
It's great.
yeah, i'm in love
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The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.
My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.
The act of dressing up as your favorite anime character and ramming a dragon dildo into your anus while screaming "HAIL HYDRA"
Guy: I heard my neighbor anime dragon dildoing last night
Girl: Man that sounds hot
An exclamation used when something is fucking awesome!
*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"
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