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A slang term for Munchausen's syndrome. Shoddy body disease is typically used when the speaker wishes to imply that the person in question is of a lower class. The sufferer need not be clinically diagnosed—shoddy body disease is more an insult than clinical reference.
Note that, as with Munchausen's syndrome by proxy, "shoddy body disease by proxy" is the term referring to the form of the disease in which mothers use their childrens' medical conditions for the same purposes.
My grandma's neighbor has all these made-up diseases and says her kids can only eat grains and meats. She totally has shoddy body disease." "This girl on my message board has a brain injury and back injury but mucks out stables. And her daughter has a fever of 102 every other day, and double sinus and ear infections constantly. Shoddy body disease by proxy is scary!
Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.
I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.
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Taken from the word Alzheimer's disease and deliberately sounding very close to it as a joke .See alt which this definition I am using it for is when a player has more then one character on a MMORPG.
We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.
Hey man you know you will never get to the max level in this game if you play that many characters....
"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."
yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...
ROFL....
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When an Anime Protagonist is born, 1 or both of their parents are going to die very soon from "Anime Protagonist Disease".
Anime Protagonist: *is born with blue hair
Doctor: i'm sorry to say this, but you now have Anime Protagonist Disease
Mother: Do i have to die or him?
Father: why not BOTH?!
The fatalanus fire disease is a disease found in the butthole cavity. A symptom of this disease is when fire shoots out of your asshole. This disease is basically deadly to the asshole.
Hey what is wrong with u?
Oh i have fatalanus fire disease.
A disease contracted by eating at least 25% more than your stomach can contain. The symptoms include sleepiness, wanting to roll over and die, and discomfort. It may also cause you to never want to eat again, but that will pass in coming time.
Joe: God damn... This is damn good looking breakfast.
Timmy: Hell yeah... I'm gonna get fat nigger disease!
Joe: Me too!
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(1).Exhibiting multiple and frequent tedencies of being a cunt. (2).A momentary lapse of all reason. Noted to being a near fatal disease.
(1).She is suffering from the worst case of "stupid cunt disease" I have ever seen. (2). Did you hear what she said to him, she must have contracted "stupid cunt disease" today while she was with her friends.
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