drive-by truckers

some of the best music artists to ever exist.

hey man have you heard that song... daddy's cup?

ah yes by drive-by truckers? yes the best song i've ever heard

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bottle drive

To stick a beer bottle up someones vagina

When we get home I will bottle drive you so hard.

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drive by insult

I once had a guy do a drive by insult on me as i was walking my dogs. he called me a fagot ass motherfucker. i remembered his face and car. i ran into him accidentally when he was walking out of a store months later. i pissed into a bottle and splashed it all over the interior of his car. i also dumped salt and water into the gas tank of another different drive by insult. drive by insults are for passive aggressive trash who think they have the last laugh. I'm still laughing now!

drive by insults may be funny for the passive driver, but some people like myself have taken REAL ACTION for vengeance. they don't know when it's coming or how.

they only think they can get away. but i've made sure to remember their face, car and plate.

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wreckless driving

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS WRECKLESS DRIVING.

It's "RECKLESS". Get it right!

I got a ticket for wreckless driving and I just lost my license!
^^ INCORRECT

It should be:
I got a ticket for RECKLESS driving and I just lost my license!

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kidney drive

when doing a girl doggy style,raise as high as you can and come down on her kidneys with your elbows.thus driving her into extasy.see also orange peeler

she wanted to go to the blood drive,but i showed her the kidney drive

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Driving Lager

A lager low in alcohol, brands such as Foster's or Carlsberg fit the bill nicely, although Carling or Skol are kind of missing the point of having a beer a bit.

got the motor outside, better stick to driving lager.

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Drive the boat

To take charge, show leadership

" Miguel ima need you to drive the boat this game "
" I like that kid he is always driving the boat when we need him most "

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