Pitching a drunk is like pitching a tent--you're planning to be there for awhile. Typically, one pitches a drunk several days long, such as over a three-day weekend. This is the primary reason breakfast cocktails such as bloody marys and mimosas were invented, as they allow the drinker to maintain the intoxication acquired the previous night.
We're headed to my friend's beach house for Labor Day weekend. I think I'll just pitch a drunk for the whole trip.
Honestly, i have absolutely no fucking idea. This gives indescribable confusion, i feel drunk looking at it. Am i drunk?
Caspian: "The gc might get "drunk" moi.
Emily: "what."
When your so drunk that you go nuts!
If that girl drinks any more she will be drunk nuts! Or She drank so much she went drunk nuts on her boyfriend and took a baseball bat to his car!
When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli
A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods
B: Is she asleep? Or dead?
A: Nah, she's just potato drunk
Being so shitfaced that you can't possibly drive and need to call Über to pick yo drunk-ass up.
Yo dawg I don't remember how I got home last night, I must have been über drunk.
An unusual area of a bar that is esp. dangerous to people who are intoxicated, making them fall, trip or spill their drink. Examples are weird ramps on the floor, restrooms at the bottom of long stairways, and things that hang low from the ceiling.
"We knew is was time to take Tisha home when she walked across the room and fell into the drunk trap."
To be so under the influence of alcohol or drugs as to involuntarily piss your pants
Tom was pisspants drunk, and then we noticed.