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The act of searching youtube while drunk.
Person A- "Hey dude, where did you find this video?"
Person B- "I was drunk youtubeing last night and posted this video to everyones facebook wall! haha."
Taking 2 shots and being completely wasted, while having spaz attacks.
Dude I'm so Mikey Drunk that it comes in waves from my shoulders to my face and its punching me in my eyeballs
When you listen to Beyonce 'Lemonade' one too many times.
"Damn i'm in love with Beyonce right now...Drunk on lemonade"
Consuming such a rediculous amount of alcohol that you lose all motor functions , thus the only means of transportation is a stretcher.
Hey Matt you get tore up there other night? Matt- boy I got stretcher drunk they had to haul my ass outta there!
A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".
The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.
To be so under the influence of alcohol or drugs as to involuntarily piss your pants
Tom was pisspants drunk, and then we noticed.
An unusual area of a bar that is esp. dangerous to people who are intoxicated, making them fall, trip or spill their drink. Examples are weird ramps on the floor, restrooms at the bottom of long stairways, and things that hang low from the ceiling.
"We knew is was time to take Tisha home when she walked across the room and fell into the drunk trap."