Crack'a-ed

When a button-up/collar-up white guy punks an obviously more hip/street guy(aka: pretty much anyone who is not white-- with very few exceptions...I'm looking at you Scott Van Pelt).

They just got Crack'a-ed.

A black dude says something obviously white/lame and lame/white dude slams him for it. That brotha just got crack'a-ed.

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.50 cal-ed

In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, rapid firing a Barrett .50 caliber sniper rifle at extreme close range without looking down the scope.

A: "Holy shit! I just got .50 cal-ed from a yard away!"

B: (Man 1) "What are you doing wasting ammo?"

(Man 2) ".50 cal-ing this fool"

C: "HAHAHA, I just totally .50 cal-ed that camper FTW!"

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John Daniel-ed.

When a man and one other person sleep close together, and the man has a wet dream that ejaculates onto the other person's butt or backside.

Person 1: What is this on my pants??

Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.

Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.

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g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE

Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less

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sex ed teacher

The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.

Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.

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Creepily Pi-ed

When a math-anxious or mathophobic person’s stress level skyrockets at the sight or sound of the number π, or on spotting expressions or formulas that contain the irrational number—common symptoms are faster heartbeat, sweaty palms, temporary mental blackouts, and in some cases a seconds-long stroke.

Don, who’s creepily pi-ed after watching a science fiction horror movie, was given three days leave by his family psychiatrist to recover from his post-pi traumatic experience.

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Urb Dic Ed.

Name for an Editor of Urban Dictionary who you submit your definition to.

Alternate Definition: The Dick Head who rejected your definition which is also the double entendre for Dic Ed.

The Urb Dic Ed. rejected my definition so now I'm pissed.

The Urb Dic Ed.'s think they are the center of the undefined universe.

I wonder if I make more money than an Urb Dic Ed.?