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When you begin to feel angry, sad, depressed, lonely, stupid, dumb, less smart and enraged at the same time. It can cause raging, such as throwing Kumon work, burning Kumon work or becoming a taxidermist and stuffing Kumon instructors.
I'm starting to feel the Kumon Effect. I'm starting to feel stupid and lonely.
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Any moment or situation where breaking into song is a more appropriate response than just words.
Friend 1: I was feeling pretty crap the other day so I started singing. It seemed to solve all my problems.
Friend 2: Sounds like you had a case of the Glee-Effect.
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When Michael Jackson Died the major search engines like google slowed up to 50% due to internet traffic. the jackson effect is when any large news story hits and cause the web to clog.
the jackson effect made yahoo so slow the other day i had to use a dictionary
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1) The act of receiving inadequate cable service which you pay way too much for.
2) The reason why your internet modem must be manually restarted at least 5 times a week.
I can't wait until Fios comes around, I'm sick and tired of the Comcast Effect!
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When an absolutely repulsive person just acts normally and makes EVERYTHING bad. No matter what, if a Shmegma ( a person who exhibits the shmegma effect) is involved, the situation automatically gets worse.
One kid was shooting a basketball when a person exhibiting the shmegma effect, like a dick, blocked the first kid's shot. While this may seem harmless, because of the shmegma effect the ball was blocked into his face.
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Downticks in the stock market associated with pronouncements from George W. Bush.
I sold my stocks before Bush gave his press conference, because of the Piehole Effect.
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When retailers remove extras from their products to make them more price-competitive with Wal-Mart.
Polo shirts sold by J.C. Penney without the customary breast pocket demonstrates the Walmart effect.
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