When a simple or unimportant task becomes complicated due to engineering reasons. Generally, the person performing the simple task is overcome by the idea that the task is their life's work or that it must be done with unsurpassed accuracy. Because of this, a task that should take one day to complete takes over a year to finish. This can also apply to projects that should take a fairly long time, but end up taking eons.
Jim: That engine stand project is sure going slowly.
Burt: Yeah, it must be the Kirdoppler Effect.
Joe: Hey Stan, can you recite the shortest poem you know?
Stan: Recites poem that lasts five minutes and is anti-climactic.
Joe: Wow, I think you were hit by the Kirdoppler Effect.
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When you begin to feel angry, sad, depressed, lonely, stupid, dumb, less smart and enraged at the same time. It can cause raging, such as throwing Kumon work, burning Kumon work or becoming a taxidermist and stuffing Kumon instructors.
I'm starting to feel the Kumon Effect. I'm starting to feel stupid and lonely.
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Downticks in the stock market associated with pronouncements from George W. Bush.
I sold my stocks before Bush gave his press conference, because of the Piehole Effect.
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When retailers remove extras from their products to make them more price-competitive with Wal-Mart.
Polo shirts sold by J.C. Penney without the customary breast pocket demonstrates the Walmart effect.
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This occurs in classrooms or other large public settings. Usually one person begins to cough, and other people who needed to cough, but were afraid to do so, join in, causing multiple coughing sounds at the same time.
Person 1: Ugh why does everyone have to cough at once, it's so annoying.
Person 2: It's the coughing effect, duh.
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When a 12-25 year old famos band boy starts getting millions of usually 12-16 girl die hard fans
the only possible good thing about this is getting their girlfriend concert tikets so they might bang them
every girl wants him
every boy dispises him
all competing rappers want him shot
girl1: OMG JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
girl2: AHHHH BEIBER I WANT YOU I LOVE YOU!!!!!
guy1: the hell is thier problem?
guy2: the beiber effect
guy1: damn it
rapper: he needs to get shot
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When an average looking girl suddenly looks amazing as she walks into a dimly lit bar.
Damn bro, Emma went from being a 7 to a 9. Must be The JΓΊlia Effect..
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