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Matthew Kerry (not to be confused with Matthew Kelly! Although there is not much difference...)
I hate that Boss Eyed Badger Fucker
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When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.
Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?
Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.
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An Ethiopian Can Opener shaped to look like bugs bunny. (Hint: If you use cream corn, it will look like he's crying! FUN!!)
My girfreind was complaining about my small dick, so last night I brought out the corn eyed shit rabbit. I got corn dick after it melted, but I gave her a hell of a dirty sanchez
Hey, that corn eyed shit rabbit has a peanut in his head!!
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Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
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Aids from your english teacher/shakespear
Jacks buddies asked him to go round for a BBQ and beers but he had to turn them down because he had a severe case of cotton-eyed joe.
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A person who hates on something, who is not jealous of what they are hating on.
However, the fans of what they are hating on will always come back at them with the "you're just jealous" line
which is a very irritating comeback, because what do you say to such a retarded statement?
this is often seen on youtube for music videos for 'artists' who aren't actually talented, or random youtubers who have gained many sheep-like followers, all whom feel the need to raise their idol up above them like a god, and protect them like Golem protects his precious.
green-eyed hater: "Omg, the millionaires music freaking sucks, what is this garbage? their voices are so annoying."
other random youtuber: "NO! they're pretty, and talented, and you're just jealous that while you suffer from your meaningless life, they're going to be living it up on mtv laughing at you! you must not have a life if you look for their videos just to hate -rant-"
green-eyed hater: "Yes, i don't have a life because i took 5 seconds to type that comment, and I'm jealous of talentless whores, and...nevermind what's the point."
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A bitch who has hopes and dreams that will never be accomplished, she is usually happy and up beat and annoys everyone around her, she is generally a slut and is very self confident despite her repulsive appearance.
Who's that Stary Eyed Babygirl
That's Amanda nobody likes her
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