shit-faced

having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either:
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.

John was so damn shit-faced that night he forgot the bad ass things he got into

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North Face

1) A well-known brand of very high quality outdoor gear, especially jackets, backpacks, and tents.

2) A brand-name that has regrettably been appropriated by thugs and yuppies alike as a way of either projecting an image of wealth or interest in rugged activities and the great outdoors.

I was talking to this guy at the trailhead, and noticed that even though his North Face pack had to be a good 15-20 years old and faded from the sun, it wasn't ripped and all the seams were still solid! I hope my Gore-tex jacket lasts that long.

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flush faced

The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.

I was totally flush faced when I stopped up Aunt Saggy's toilet.

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eat face

to swap spit; to french kiss, to snog

this was a vulgar preppism (yes preppys can be as vulgar as they wanna be) circa the last days of disco

I saw Rob and Tara outside eating face.

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Manning Face

The idiotic look a grown man or woman gets when extemely disappointed with ones self; highly resembles a pouting child about to cry.

That stupid look peyton and eli manning get when they lose a game, throw a pic, etc. I.e. Peyton mannings face he made after losing the superbowl to the saints.

Tim: dude what's with the manning face?

Mark: I lost my job last tuesday, jody left me on wednesday, and some dick stole my bike yesterday...
Tim: that's rough man. The manning face is understood.

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Face Cheese

The build up off dead skin and dirt in glasses normally around the nose pads and under the lenses, used buy optical technicians and other staff of the optical business as slang

Check out this face cheese

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dinosaur face

Verb: when inside a car you scream like a dinosaur at pedestrians or cars.

hey you wanna dinosaur face this old lady.

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