Fanny Chmelar

Hilarious name for a fat woman.

Her name is Fanny.. Fanny Chmelar...

eg: Made popular by Youtube Video :)

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Fanny pack

A girl who had lap ban and forgot to get lypo after she lost weight.

Excess skin on her stomach formed in to what we call a fanny pack.

Other names include relating to Fanny pack are tire and backstabbing thunder cunt.

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The Fanny Pack Warrior

AKA Epic Beard Man, a legendary veteran warrior who wears a fanny pack, has a badass beard and if you piss him off, he will falcon punch you into the ground.
The man who stood up to Tyrone

See the epic battle; search "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER" on youtube.
Tyrone goes a little too far and pushes EBM over the edge...

In a recent interview, The Fanny Pack Warrior stated:

''Its better to be pissed off than pissed on''

His legacy will go down into the archives of history, and he will never be forgotten - He is a true American hero.

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smelly fanny flapping

A competition to see who can flap out the grossest fanny smell

She's the regional champion at smelly fanny flapping, what a whiff worth a sniff

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fanny pube session

A gathering of two or more people to discuss, compare and show each other their fannys. It helps if you are good friends.

Participants in these meetings are usually fans of getting it waxed. Discussions tend to revolve around:

-smooth results after waxing
-how much one gets taken off
-ingrown hairs and how to remove them

There is usually a practical element so make sure you bring your tweezers!

Gatherings can be planned or spontaneous, but be warned: bushes are frowned upon.

"I've got a nasty ingrown, what should I do about it?"

"Let's have a fanny pube session and decide together."

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"I came home and walked in on all my flatmates having a fanny pube session."

My Aunt Fanny

A way of politely calling bullshit when someone tries to give you an unbelievable excuse, line, lie, or over exaggeration.

The dog ate your homework? My Aunt Fanny!

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fanny splash

when you are riding a bike in wet weather, you get spray on your ass

I cant be bothered goin for a ride,i'll get fanny splashed

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