Father

a person who does not exist in your life

person 1: wheres your father?
you: whats a father?

father

i’m sorry, it seems what you have typed is not in the dictionary, considering the fact that he left. i suggest looking up similar words, like milk, store, left. good day to you.

my FATHER went to get the MILK

father

Male who made other beings.

Father.

Father

Something I don’t have

Mom why don’t we have milk

Because ur father left

Father

A person with an anal wart fettish

Did you see that guy with a father

Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money

Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not

father

something you'll never have

"My father left me when I was 8 years old and I continue to suffer in continuous pain"