Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money
Kid: hey are you my father?
Mexican guy: gladly I'm not
"My father left me when I was 8 years old and I continue to suffer in continuous pain"
A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"
Kid : Mommy, where's Father?
Mother : He left u LOL!
A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.
Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.
someone who will never come back
father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell
wait a minute you dont have one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha
mommy where did father go to get the milk