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Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!

Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?

by Zreshlie (; September 8, 2017


Feed the fish

Noun. A sexual act, sprinkling powder on the clitoris prior to coitus.

Did you know that if you feed the fish it makes sex more intense?

by MrJantastic January 15, 2025


Feed me o'clock

That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button

Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"

by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022


feed the swan

A dance move based off the gesture of feeding a swan.

A sex position in which the man is feed his d to the swan( girl).

Heyy come over here and lemme show you how to feed the swan.

by Hugh G.. Rection April 14, 2021


captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.

Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017


Feeding the governor

A convict term in Cali. Signifies taking a shit.

Hey..cell 211 ?! Can you grab that kite for me?

Hold on homee ! In feeding the governor !

by Gabee74 November 2, 2023


friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.

Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you

by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022