Flat Earth Analogy

The Flat Earth Analogy or Flat Earth Falacy is an informal falacy to formal falacy that seeks to compare certain concept, idea, hypothesis or theory into something that is falacious, often flat Earth. A common example of this is "X is just like flat Earth", "Believing in X is the same as believe in flat Earth", "X and flat Earth are the same because both concepts are bullshit" and "X and flat Earth do not exist so they are somewhat similar", this falacy/analogy is commonly used by atheists, scientificists and people who want to discredit some narrative or idea/concept.

"The Flat Earth Analogy is a form of Argumentum Ad Pseudoscientia, maybe the most common form of Argumentum ad Pseudoscientia, that can include other things such as "climate denial", "antivax" and so on."

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flat headed bitch

1.What a Prospector will call a AA community whore that will trick with him 2. Prostitute

Get the head shed ready that flat headed bitch is on her way over.

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super flat world

PROOF THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT IN MINECRAFT TURN THE WORLD TOF FLAT THE WORLD IS NOT ROUND IT IS FLAT lol

Mike: "mate is the earth round?"
Jerry: "nah in minecraft you can make the world super flat so we can"
Mike: "ok..." *teleports to another Planet*

the world is a super flat world

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the flat muffin theory

When a muffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. Muffins are just fat cookies.

Mueid: Muffins are not found they are flat.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.

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human fall flat

when you have finished sex, and have cummed onto the ladies stomach, then you have fell onto her, head first, with the dick still in her

last night me and my sister "played human fall flat" and we played it all night

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Whack ass flats

Idiots who believe the earth is flat.

Yo yo yo that hombre junior is a whack ass flats. He be one of those flat earthers.

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stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...

I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"

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