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A sex act in which one man is doing a girl doggystyle while the other is receiving oral sex and they high five over her back creating the Eiffel Tower. Meanwhile there are two girls covered in oil who ride a slip n slide under the girl having sex while one holds onto the others feet so that they slide in tandem. As they pass under the girl they push their butts up so they punch the other girl in the stomach.
I can't believe you guys didn't invite me to your french carpool, I love absurd sexual acts.
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When a woman with labia resembling loose roast beef sandwich, hovers over her partners face and dips, or rubs her pussy lips in the partners mouth, or on their forehead: The female equivlent of "tea bagging".
That cougar i met at the club last night was french dippin' me last night! I feel like such a whore
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A bitch. Miss Bitch. Or as she will insist on being called, "Madame Connard-Merde"
French Teacher
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The act of giving in to something regardless of it being regrettable, such as pity sex, after the stereotype of the French to surrender often.
They keep asking me to take that position because noone else will, I'll be French Fucked if that ever happens.
She doesn't like him but he wouldn't leave her alone, so she French Fucked him.
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When you nuts deep in a hairy french gal and the beans catch up to her then boom. french queef.
Oh damn BRO, i was dick deep in camille, and that bitch pulled a french queef.
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A very beautiful woman who belongs to Colt Geauvreau
“Wow Madi French is so beautiful i can’t believe Colt Geauvreau pulled her!”
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an erotic act in which a female parts the hairs of the recipient's anus and then places their chin into the anal cavity, making it appear as though they have a french mustache.
EX.1
"dude did you see that girl i hooked up with last night she was hot"
"she was all right, but didnt it bother you that she had a cleft pallet"
"not really she gave me a french dennis and i couldnt see it, she kinda looked like cap'n crunch"
EX.2
"hey cecil how was your weekend?"
"you wouldnt belive it, bernice gave me a french dennis, then we watched spanglish while wearing davey crockett hats and 3-D goggles"
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