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Your a stinky curry goblin and you ride on carpets
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Somebody thats a whore and loves ass. Mostly referring to a female. Loves having anal sex
Dude 1: Hey, did you hear bout the new girl?
Dude 2: Yeah. I heard she likes it from the back!
Dude 1: Yeah, dude. She's a total ass goblin.
whore jacquie skank
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When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.
Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!
Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!
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During sex, the male is extremely short and the girl is having a screaming orgasm
Hey wee man!
Hey dude.
Wassup?
Just gave this hot chick a "Screaming Goblin"
Sweet
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Someone who licks other's gouch's for a reward or for money. Like a 'Gouchstitute' (Gouch Prostitute)
Hey Dude, Ill lick your Gouch for a longboard!
Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.
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n. A homosexual male that prefers orally pleasing his partner.
Not to be confused with the term butt-pirate.
Look at that faggot-ass cock goblin givin' that bro some head over there.
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When you’re giving a blow job and you get to the base and you unhinge your jaw and get the balls as well
Man, this bitch last night was giving my head and I look down and she’s doing the goblin shark, I’m in love bro
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