When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn
Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.
Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"
Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"
Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy
Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch
Shameless, S10E10: Fold the scrotum and it sticks together. With the right testicular configuration, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that.
From S10E10 of Shameless, Frank tells the cop about an unusual place to stash drugs, "Fold the scrotum and it sticks together, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that."
Another word for weenus, the part of your arm that slightly resembles an actual gooch of sorts. Also can be a term to describe the part of your arm that continues to wave post wave during a parade type event.
“Show me that arm gooch baby”
”damn I need to lift some weights my arm gooch is saggin”
Bro i was at my girlfriends house a few days ago and she started gooch feeding out of no where!
When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises
Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.
Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!
Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise