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(verb.) When One Jumps off an elevated area thus landing his or her genetalia on the victims head in a Hammering Motion.
-A Vertical Cock Slap.
Dude i Just Banana Hammerd Cody and he started to cry.
Once a successful raper, now a TV Preecher
Stoners watching teh church channel noticed a familiar face, MC Hammer!
The act of getting extremely drunk or being extremely drunk.
"I am hammer time" (barfing in the snow)
"Hey! It's my birthday, let's get hammer time."
After a hard days work, and you are ready to hit up the bar.
A forty five minute drinking binge, as soon as you get out of work.
Hey Mario its almost hammer time!
ex.2 Its hammer time!
Used in reference of some one or some thing that is being or is stupid.
This is not to be confused for "As dumb as a box of rocks." or "soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit."
Man your as smart as a bag of hammers.
Thats as dumb as a bag of hammers.
The cheerleader is as soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit.
The "new and improved" nickname for LeBron James that is apparently "TAKING THE U.S.A. BY STORM." The "Akron" part of the name is because of the simple fact that LeBron James hails from the mean streets of Akron, Ohio. The "hammer" part of the nickname serves no purpose. It could just serve the purpose of giving Michelle Beadle an excuse to fantasize about getting hammered in the ass by LeBron James.
Nobody knows where this definition first came into existence but Michelle Beadle will continue to use this word in an unchallenged manner on SportsNation. Never fear though Michelle will eventually stop using this word once she realizes that she has no chance of getting LeBron on her and she will soon begin to hate him..just like Tom Brady whom she now despises for "no apparent reason."
The only time you would ever use this word is if you wanted to sound like a complete and utter moron.
guy 1: "Oh my god did you just see that monster dunk?!?! The Akron Hammer strikes again!!!."
guy 2: "I'm almost positive that's fuggin LEBRON JAMES you retard...but yeah Kobe got wrecked."