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1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.
Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"
Theme song shared by Huntington Beach protestors and viruses alike.
As thousands of Californians stormed the beach to protest stay-at-home orders, the Coronavirus joined them in singing "Surf City, here we come!
The question I ask myself EVERY day, as I listen to mcr and cry myself to sleep...good times
Me: why are u even here tho?
Life: that's a good question...y are we tho?
Death: *in corner listening to mcr* I think these guys have it figured out, can't wait 2 see them live!
Me: *to life* ima tell him, he deserves to know... :(
bill nye here have a pie. Bill thanks you for pie
School appropriate way of telling someone to go kill themselves. (stated or shouted jokingly.)
(inserted name): can somebody help me carry-
DO IT YOURSELF (insert name here)
(inserted name): (joking) FINE I WILL *carries object by themselves*
Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.
1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!
2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!
3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!
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