Yup him fish

An Ugly fish that lives in the middle of the park in the pond.

Hobbies: Netflix and chill
Common known as a jiggles

Wow, that's the fish, Yup Him Fish

The original Him

Kiman to the muh fucking I
Kimani is the original him

HE IS HIM

Person 1: Damn that nigga jaylen really tryna be him
Person 2: he acting like he the original him every knows Kimani is the original him.

Imma put him to sleep

You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.

AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!

Fuck Him

Yeah, I saw the T-shirts by the way. And you spelled my name wrong.... But, yeah do that. Do that immediately Kristen Stewart.

Hym "But it doesn't make any sense. If it's FOR lesbians... Lesbians aren't attracted to men. Like shouldn't she be wearing, like, some flannel or something? Maybe like a bowling T-shirt or something? It's incoherent. I mean if it's FOR ME then, yeah, I'm into it. I would fuck her all up in a men's locker room. Oh! Yeah, I saw the 'Fuck Him' T-Shirts. You spelled the name wrong. You know whay it's spelled with a 'Y' right?"

slip him a lobster

bribing someone $20 for something fucking stupid

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass

On him

Response to someone who says "On me."

Person 1: That math quiz was hard asf on me
Person 2: On him

Prank him, Juan

Prank him John, except if the John in question is Hispanic/Latino.

José: Ándale mijo, Prank him, Juan!

Juan: starts clappin' some cheeks.