Hippie Parents

Hippie Parents are one of the best types of parents to have. Hippie Parents are located all over the United States, but are mainly concentrated in Northern California.

Hippie Parents enforce very lenient drug rules around the house, often growing marijuana plants in the backyard (in organic soil of course).

Hippie Parents live by a strict “ if it’s not grown in the ground, turn it down” mentality, with the occasional exception of MDMA because “ it’s a love drug”. Hippie Parents are against hard drugs because 75% of Hippie Parents have “ that one friend who came back from Vietnam, and just kinda lost touch with things.”

Hippie Parents don’t waste money on buying name brand clothes or flashy cars to impress people; they have done way too many psychedelics to be impressed by Gucci, Versace or Armani.

Hippie Parents are usually very educated and well-spoken people. This is because Hippie Parents understand that education is the key to understanding the world around us

Children of Hippie Parents either turn out to be just like their parents and embrace flower power, or they choose to go the opposite route and become straightedge punks who loathe pot smokers.

Joe: Hey Steve, are you sure it's cool if we smoke pot in your backyard?

Steve: Yeah man it's cool, I have Hippie Parents.

Joe: Lucky!

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hippie shit

the act of defecating in the wilderness without wiping.

"where is Taylor?" asked clay. "oh he's behind those trees takin a hippie shit bro." said justin.

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Mud Hippy

Person who rubs feaces into themselves as a way of getting sexual pleasure . . . Almost like a Hippy rubbing mud into themselves as a body paint in the 1960's

Have you seen that guy rubbing shit all over himself the god damm MUD HIPPY

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Hippy Crusher

A term for an epic fantastic person or a verb for somthing epic funny.(The oridignal Hippy Crusher is a very cool internet pranker who will mostly be found on xbox live. His name is Alex and is very funny. But at times can be a total douche fag. Also does random things that turn out to be amazingly funny and unexpected)Friends with PIEROWNINJA, FUZZYSLIPPERS (aka. kyle izabeast) and PHANTOMMOD. <---also epic.

1.)That was a total HIPPY CRUSHER move right there.

2.)Your such a HIPPY CRUSHER!!!!!!1

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cops and hippies

see hippies

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see also hippies etc

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hippie fucker

a person who fucks a hippie

guy1:"hey see that hippie over there?"
guy2:"yeah dude, what about her?"
guy1:"well ima go fuck her"
guy2:"man your such a hippie fucker"

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Hippie Punk

A mixture of a punk rocker and a hippie with strickined values and in denyle of the hippy style but still beliving in a hippeys consept. Hippy Punks arent as peace full but belave in peace and find disgust in capitalisim and comunisim corruption and strickt religous fenatics.

A Hippie Punk got in a fight and dint kick the other guys butt, but insted pulled a sly move and put the bully in a uncomfertable position.

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