Hitting A Deer

When u suck at driving so much u wreck and tell ur parents u hit a deer

Matt Osborne "hit a deer" on the way to get some from RAH.

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ass hit

the blunt end of a bowl of marijuana being smoked, this smoke, or the "ass hit", tastes very similar to the smoke generated from a moldy wet banana peel burning on a citronella candle.

johnny was very poor, when he smoked weed he always made sure to take the "ass hit" to insure he got his moneys worth of marijuana

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hit stick

To give somebody a beating.

It's from Madden 2005. If you properly utilize the hit stick you can really lay a huge hit on the ball carrier. The term can also be used outside the game though.

Bill: You are such a tool. *walks away*
You: I swear to god. If he calls me that one more time I'm going hit stick him.

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hit...nahhh

The noise you make on the toilet as you drop a particulary urgent turd. The first syllable is the hissed straining noise you make from the back of the throat. The second syllable is the relieved sound as the turd successfully pops out. Generally occurs when you have nearly been caught short and only just made it to the crapper.

I can't stop to talk boys I am touching cloth.....I need to go for a hit...nahhh fast
I'll be round the pub once I've had a shower and a hit...nahhh

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Hit a liq

To rob a liquor store.

"Need to come up on some paper so I'm finna hit a liq right quick."

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hit the woah

an inanimate object with the exceeding force being projected at a recipient that then requires a motion to disperse the objects immense energy.

E.g. Hit the woah

damn this boi better hit the woah

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Hit up

To go to a place that offers goods, services or facilities that allow you to do something you need to do before or during a trip or errand.

Hmm, I'm out of cash. Excuse me, I need to go hit up the ATM.

It's a good idea to hit up the bathroom before you start a road trip. And you may need to hit up a gas station on your way out.

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