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Hold My Beer, Watch This

A phrase used by people under the influence of alcohol, usually about to do something incredibly stupid. It says what it means: "Hey, hold my beer and watch me do this crazy stupid thing." Often used in group settings, like a college frat party.

Jimmy: "Hold my beer, watch this!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"

by In My Defense... September 27, 2018

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National hold hands day

On May 13, 2019 it is the day to hold hands with your boo day to show how much you love them

Oh girl... its national hold hands day
Guy... lets hold hands then

by Fear_storm May 12, 2019

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Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.

Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.

by theinstigator June 4, 2016


i won't hold my breath

A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.

In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.

Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"

by London Roads June 13, 2017

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hold someone's feet to the fire

Verb: to hold someone responsible for their

Person a) let's hold someone's feet to the fire

Person b) who are you referring to?

Person a) Hilary Clinton, among others

by Sexydimma May 31, 2016

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National Hold crushes hand day

On this day you get a freebie to go up to your crush and hold their hand

It’s national hold crushes hand day, so can I hold yours?

by The best animaljammer September 26, 2019


hold the purse strings

to be in control of finances, to be responsible for spending money

They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2011

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