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Then we have a big party.
Throw the Jew down the Well. So my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns. Then we have a big party.
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How most pepole from northern canada say horse instead of horse, because horse i looked at as a insult
"look at that beautiful hornse"
A tall awesome person that blows their horn every time they drive by their fat headed friends house no matter what time of the day or night it is and even though all his neighbors call the cops.
That mother fucker is a horn blowing super drive by artist, he don't give a fuck.
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My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend
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A Glaswegian term used when a person is chewing on the plastic shaft of a horn.
Tom: "Haw man, he's pure gie'in laldy tha' horn"
Calum: "Aye man he likes tae hae sumthin' in his mouth"
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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