Rural Dictionary

because that's the way it is

The most bullshit phrase ever to enter existence. Sometimes used when no actual reason is had.

"Why can't gay people get marries?"
-"Because that's the way it is."
"Why can't women vote?"
-"Because that's the way it is."
"Why can't I sit on my knees at the dinner table?"
-"Because that is the way it is."

by Peasonearth April 6, 2014

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Help is on the way!

Senator John Kerry's sorry-ass slogan in the 2004 campaign for presidency against the incumbent George W. Bush.

The cheasiest slogan one could ever use to win votes.

A very bad cliche that should never be spoken nor written.

After listening to his bullshitt for 15 minutes, the audience started chanting after Senator Kerry: "Help is on the way!"

by mnihnuht March 14, 2008

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Milky Way

When a man titty fucks a women so hard that the women lactates, and the man proceeds to use that breast milk as anal lubricant.

Shit dude i gave Lisa the old milky way last night it was great

by skeeto February 23, 2007

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Mikey Way

His real name is Michael James Way, born 1980-09-10, but is known as Mikey Way.
Mikey is the bass player for the awesome band, My Chemical Romance, or for short, MCR.
He's also the younger brother of lead singer of MCR, Gerard Arthur Way, by three years, whom he share a very close relationship with.
Mikey has asthma and is short-sighted, but his glasses are hot and only makes him look cuter. I want his glasses, but then again, I'm not that short-sighted.
The song 'Helena' by MCR is about Mikey and Gerard's grandmother who was their biggest supporter, and who has passed away.

"I could eat my body weight in sushi." - Mikey Way.

by Farna December 7, 2005

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