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The water bottle all of the popular girls use and have to bring it into every conversation they have in class, and the teacher doesn’t care because they are her favorites. Ages 12-15 usually, half of them are ok while the other half are complete bitches
Popular girl:Katrina has a Stanley water bottle
Everyone else: shut up
A pair of glasses with lenses as thick as a pop bottle bottom. Without that pair of glasses on the person can only tell if it's night or day.
Dirty Dave is completely blind without his pop bottle glasses on.
When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.
I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.
When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face.
Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef
Human Bottle Rocket
Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again
A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle
"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"
A woman who has titties that are the shape of a dolphin's nose.
I yanked off her bra and that bitch had bottle nosed titties, man!