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When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face.
Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef
Derivative of "without a care in the world."
The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.
He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.
A word that represents ANYTHING in a sentence.
JERRED: Hey Brandon, what's that you got there?
BRANDON: Oh, it's a bottle aut cini.
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To smash down some booze.
Drink a lot of alcohol rather rapidly.
"Oi cunt! Let's go out and neck some bottles and fuck some bitches!"
Human Bottle Rocket
Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again
A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle
"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"
An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces
news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing
me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this