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If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)
My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!
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The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
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The act of using a diesel flamethrower to ignite your partner whilst partaking in an anal orgy.
"Man I heard Danny hit that club with a Miami Heat last night!"
When a man takes a fresh baked potato and thrusts his dick in it
He got 3rd degree burns on his dick after doing the heat stroke
Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.
I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.
These little shits attempt in “arresting” heats yet all they do is give it more attention and make heat worse. To put it short, these fuckers should be in jail instead of the heats. Not that I support heats though.
Gacha heat: today I’m gonna make heat lol~
Gacha heat police: *gives inspiration in a video about heat and describes it in every fucking way possible, luring kids like William mother fukin afton*
When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.
I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex