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Gabor Moment

A gabor moment is when you be wise, then run it off as logic.

Bruh, he really just pulled a Gabor moment

by VipexTM May 12, 2022

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Moment of Sobriety

The moment when your mind clears of all effects of any substances in order to deal with a serious issue or problem

I was struck with a Moment of Sobriety when the cops came knocking at that party.

by O'Higgins August 27, 2006

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Jenny moment

n. A moment whereby a person suddenly goes batshit crazy during a discussion in either:-

(a) an overtly hysterical manner; or
(b) a more subtle, understated fashion, complete with crazy eyes.

The moment is defined less by behaviour and more by the nature of the rant. This is usually a situation that makes everyone else in the room uncomfortable and causes a considerable period of silence. The person can sometimes hit upon the truth in their rant, but mostly this is overlooked due to their bizarre and often inappropriate behaviour.

Named for the many such moments involving the character Jenny Schecter from The L Word.

Everything was going fine over dinner until she had a Jenny moment and started to talk about her masturbatory habits at the table in front of all my work colleagues.

by JaseinAus January 9, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moment of Clarity

A sudden realization/understanding usually attributed to life

- Most common whilst high,drunk or doing an all nighter

โ€œWhat the hell im a sack of nothing on a flying tube that defies gravityโ€ (on a plane)

โ€œWhat is my life I am nothing and spinning and everyoneโ€™s a goddam alienโ€

โ€œItโ€™s a moment of clarity I and just a speck and wonโ€™t ever matter where the cocaineโ€

by A (t)rash January 29, 2018

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teachable moment

A clusterfuck.

This euphemism is employed as a last resort when no other positives could (accurately) be applied to the situation. Often used in sports.

Last week's 4th fumble was a teachable moment for our young QB.

by brellin November 2, 2007

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Maury moment

When an event happens in your life that could lead you to be on the Maury show.

"I had a Maury moment when I found out I was pregnant and didn;t know who the daddy was"

"That was a Maury moment when I admitted to David that I cheated on him with 5 different men."

by MissMajestic March 17, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kira Moment

The process of deducing a problem so precisely that even the smartest mastermind himself would commend you.

y=MCsquared! I just had a Kira moment!

by KiraSPAWN May 8, 2009

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