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In the time span of waking up and leaving for class/work, one manages to eat, shower, and masturbate.
Dude, I had a great start to my day with a morning trifecta.
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That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.
Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!
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When you wake up ready for the day but are tired af two hours later (or at any point in the morning
Dude, I was gonna destroy this test, but I had a morning sunset in the middle of it. I ended up with a C-.
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A juicy, choice cut of man-tenderloin served in bed with barbecue sauce and a smile.
Joey and Kristian's favorite hobby is serving each other morning steaks.
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Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
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When a woman wakes up horny and ready to fuck
My girl had morning dew today, bitch had to change her panties.
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when you wake up with morning wood and shove it in your sleeping partners mouth, and they wake up and start making noise sounding like a dove.
I woke up with morning wood and gave Jessica a morning dove, she cooed and loved it.
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