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Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.
When you first wake up and you cannot take a full breath, sometimes leads to coughing. Shortness of breath because
you're lungs are still sleeping.
Ugh It's too early, I have morning lung.
When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming
*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
A juicy, choice cut of man-tenderloin served in bed with barbecue sauce and a smile.
Joey and Kristian's favorite hobby is serving each other morning steaks.
Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
When a woman wakes up horny and ready to fuck
My girl had morning dew today, bitch had to change her panties.
when you wake up with morning wood and shove it in your sleeping partners mouth, and they wake up and start making noise sounding like a dove.
I woke up with morning wood and gave Jessica a morning dove, she cooed and loved it.