Waiting Room Paradox

Arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.

Did you see Jay Leno's new street rod in the latest Wheels magazine?
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.

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hop on rec room

Hop on rec room is slang for dismembered anal sex.

"Hey bro you trying to hop on rec room?"
"Yeah bro."

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tea room queen

(also T-Room Queen) A male homosexual who seeks sordid trysts with other males in a public toilet (t-room).

Larry Craig is both an elected senator and a tea room queen.

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gods waiting room

(n.) old people section of ft. lauderdale. AKA Tamarac.

all the damn cotton heads from gods waiting room drive too slow

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emergency room special

A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel clawed and chewed its' way out.

Franks' emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.

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one room shack

a busted ass house

thats why you live in a one room shack you poor peice of trash

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free room and board

Prision/Jail.

Guy 1: "I heard John got free room and board."

Guy 2: "Fuck! Do you know if he has bail?"

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