An expansion of jeez Louis. Used in bewilderment or frustration, but normally in a humorous tone.
"Jesus Louisus, how many words are in this urban dictionary!?"
"Will you hurry up? Jesus Louises!"
A person who helps kids with their issues about life and peer pressure. Ususally this person is very attractive and smart and spiritually deep...like Oprah and Jesus, combined into one fine human being.
Allie needed help with peer pressure so she called up her K-Jesus.
appears in The Amityville Horror(1979) portrayed by James Brolin
What would Buff Jesus do???
doing something againt jesus or with satin
you killed 10 people with you toxic spray, that is very un-jesus of you
Extreme confusion or happiness beyond normal words
Jesus Christburger you guys, i have glitter on my dick
crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify
She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus
One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.
''That guy just stole the last parking space. What a sneaking jesus!''