shoe barron

one who steals the shoes of others.

Wheres my shoes??? adam has them!! SHOE BARRON! SHOE BARRON!

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shoe memory

(n) Used commonly in public restrooms. Shoe memory is the memory used to subtly find out who was in the stalls of a public restroom. Simply by looking and remembering which shoe was in which stall (doing whatever) one can point that person out to friends later on.

Examples:

"Dude it was totally him making all the fart noises."
"The converses?"
"No man, the Jordans"
"How can you tell?"
"I've got great shoe memory."
"Lolololololol"

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Grandma Shoes

An Adjective for describing the highest form of bad assery.

"When I grow up i'm going to be Mexican, I'll get my first period that sh*t will be Grandma shoes."

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Shoe-Shined

When she cleans your cock right up, making it look like spongebob’s squeaky clean boots.

She cleaned my cock right up, shoe-shined it.

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shoe dive

when a white person gets tricked by a black person in a game of pork chop and falls face first while yelling.

this word was created by me when my friend was tricked while yelling shoes.

also related to shoe diver

Man he shoe dived so hard","Yeah hes such a shoe diver.

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spiked shoes

women's fashionable footwear characterized by a a tall narrow heel

After too many cocktails, she balanced precariously in her spiked shoes, hoping she wouldn't she wouldn't embarrass herself by falling face first in front of everyone.

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Shoe jam

the infestational fungus residue that women create in their work shoes whilst wearing no tights/half socks / foot protection

got my jimmy choos on today, think ill make a cheese toastie at lunch with my left over shoe jam

might even have a foot marmalade sandwich for morning break
i hate waste !!!!!!!

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