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The most accurate way to describe YouTube Rewind 2018
Dr Shaym (a YouTuber): "Hey look, it's the annual corporate circle jerk celebrating another year of the least creator-friendly site on the entire internet."
When you try to Netflix and chill but she jerks away from the D
Cara is such a slut. I had to Netflix and jerk with her.
A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"
"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"
The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.
1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.
2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth
Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.
Something that's fun to do in public restrooms & department store dressing rooms.
I love jerking off in the Macy's dressing room while my girlfriend shops.
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The way that single dad males give themselves pleasure
Person 1: Did you hear him jerking off in his room last night?
Person 2: yea it was disgusting, he needs to get a girlfriend
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