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our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵
person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy
A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place
"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"
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when a person (usually christian) acts very religious and self righteous, but it seems like it's fake. They seem to try too hard to show people that they go to church and participate.
"you see that girl there? she's goes to church four times a week, sings in the choir, and always goes to youth group." "you know she's a member of the Jesus Club"
An expansion of jeez Louis. Used in bewilderment or frustration, but normally in a humorous tone.
"Jesus Louisus, how many words are in this urban dictionary!?"
"Will you hurry up? Jesus Louises!"
appears in The Amityville Horror(1979) portrayed by James Brolin
What would Buff Jesus do???
A person who helps kids with their issues about life and peer pressure. Ususally this person is very attractive and smart and spiritually deep...like Oprah and Jesus, combined into one fine human being.
Allie needed help with peer pressure so she called up her K-Jesus.
doing something againt jesus or with satin
you killed 10 people with you toxic spray, that is very un-jesus of you