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Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.
"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"
The epitome of awesome. One who discos with Jesus himself.
Dude that guy is a diehard Disco-Jesus
One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.
''That guy just stole the last parking space. What a sneaking jesus!''
crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify
She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus
A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place
"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"
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our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵
person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy
An expansion of jeez Louis. Used in bewilderment or frustration, but normally in a humorous tone.
"Jesus Louisus, how many words are in this urban dictionary!?"
"Will you hurry up? Jesus Louises!"